I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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