I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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