This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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