if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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