Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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