i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
