I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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