Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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