please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
you never un-have a 4some
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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