i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER