ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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