Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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