How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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