What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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