Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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