If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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