i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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