Yo dont text me then not text me
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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