Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
i out mim tonsoeep
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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