everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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