We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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