she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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