Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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