brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
