he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
