We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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