We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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