She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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