yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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