Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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