I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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