I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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