well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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