So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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