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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?

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  tequila

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth

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• (646): View more from New York

  You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.

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• (415): View more from California

  Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face

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  How can a condom be "half used"?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?

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• (631): View more from New York

  Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Relax

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  It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.

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