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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK

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• (916): View more from California

  And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  organizing the empties. That sober.

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• (916): View more from California

  Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP

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