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We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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