Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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