Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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