He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I see more hoeing in ur future
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