Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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