I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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