party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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