Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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