ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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