yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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