Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
