She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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