the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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