I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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