fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The ass gains better be worth it
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