I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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