Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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