Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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