I never want to see another naked old woman again.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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