The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
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go home
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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