Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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