i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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