I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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