Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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