All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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