O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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