Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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