I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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